| The Beatles 1, People In Wheelchairs 0 - Fri, 30 Mar 2012 15:00:33 +0000 |
| Do The Beatles hate people in wheelchairs? John Lennon was always ‘spazzing’ during the Fab Four’s shows in the 60s wasn’t he? Is there some kind of ablist agenda with the group? Surely not? Surely that can’t be right? Executives at Apple Corps, which is the company set up by the assorted members of Mop [...] |
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| WATCH THIS! Gingers, Spies and Sexy Giles Coren - Fri, 30 Mar 2012 14:00:27 +0000 |
| Well. What a week THAT was, are we right avid reader? There’s been things going down; the Titanic, Heather Trott, Tulisa Contro-Contos-Whatever, things coming up; the price of pasties, petrol and penises in front of Tulisa (we’ve reached the quota of Tulisa blowjob jokes, worry not). We’re very surprised that any has any eye fluid [...] |
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| Gwyneth Paltrow Is So Dull She Gets Excited By English Pharmacies - Fri, 30 Mar 2012 13:00:45 +0000 |
| Gwyneth Paltrow has a tedious life. She’s married to Chris Martin from Coldplay for a kick-off. As such, she’s taken to standing in pharmacies in England and getting so excited that she could potentially soil herself. No, we’re not twisting her words. She actually gets excited by chemists. So is she getting in a tizz [...] |
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